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Is another civil war coming?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Versatile, Feb 2, 2013.

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  1. Brian

    Brian Well-Known Member

    I'm imagining a Texan out on his porch with a shotgun shooting up at stealth bombers.

    "Almost got'em!"
     
  2. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member


    Especially many of those who bet the wrong horse in the earlier contretemps.
     
  3. A civil war comes every November in Oregon, and it is televised.
     
  4. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    You'll be able to cross No. 20 off the list quickly.
     
  5. Stoney

    Stoney Well-Known Member

    Whatever side the Steeler and Kentucky fans are on, I'm on the other.
     
  6. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Can't wait for all those Texas Parliament debates on Longhorn Network.

    Seriously (ok, not the best word choice on this thread), if Texas gets secession fever, what keeps the Hispanic populace from saying "Screw this, it's la reconquista time, baby."?
     
  7. The only way a Civil War is coming ANY time soon to this country is if Facebook adds it as app, like Farmville.

    Evil Orville Likes the Union!
     
  8. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    If the hillbillies would have looked at the pictures in their history books, they would see that secession does not work. You are much stronger as a unified group.

    But maybe Jethro is cool with his grandchildren working in the energy mines of our Chinese overlords?

    Has anyone ever thought what language we would be speaking if the South did win the Civil War? I am torn between German and French.
     
  9. cyclingwriter

    cyclingwriter Active Member


    Would we be playing better soccer?
     
  10. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    Yes!
     
  11. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    This post is 1,000X more than this thread (and the post it responds to) deserves.

    Bra-vo!
     
  12. Machine Head

    Machine Head Well-Known Member

    I can't wait for fall to come.

    In working through my Sports Illustrated pile I see they say Minnesota has the best college football qb!

    [​IMG]

    (Is it wrong to admit that I'm wearing a Michigan hoodie right now? Don't tell Goldy, OK?)
     
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