Iranian Won't Swim With a Jew.

How do we even know the Israeli is a Jew? He could be from Nigeria for all we know, just trying to make a team. Like the Jamaican bobsledders.

 

Paint with a broad stroke much?

 

I'm not sure there's ever been a funnier first page of a thread. Outstanding work.

 

Are you trying to tell us that Jamaican bobsledders aren't Jewish?

 

Excellent point.

 

Ace what has gotten into to you? Normally you don't deal in the hackneyed stereo type joke arena.

 

Maybe the latest rejection letter from the Plain-Dealer finally made him snap.

 

Of course he was Jewish. Wasn't he wearing a cap on his head?

 

First night of Passover Seder in Kingston:

Mi bred'ren, why dis night diff'rent from all dem irie nights?

 

I was trying to point out with humor that Iranians aren't the only ones in the world who have refused to swim with Jews before we get all high and mighty.

And who am I stereotyping in that post? I'll give you hackneyed.

 

This is a ridiculous discussion. Everyone knows Jews can't swim. Our mothers make us wait an hour after eating, and by then they're feeding us again.

 

Mark Spitz: "How dare you, 21!"