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Iowans can't handle their liquor

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Batman, Jan 12, 2010.

  1. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

  2. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    Alternative slug suggestion: College students don't understand how to handle liquor.
     
  3. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    By the ears.
     
  4. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    At least he didn't try a Fireball.
     
  5. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    So, lemme get this straight.

    You're lamenting a possible ban on Everclear -- which is illegal in a bunch of states -- and in the same post write "How about just not getting drunk out of your skull, folks?"

    That shit's 198 proof. What could you possibly do with Everclear but get drunk out of your skull?
     
  6. exmediahack

    exmediahack Well-Known Member

    And, of course, the infamous Iowa Mommy was Hammered in the Metrodome Bathroom for the Hawkeye-Gopher game in 2008. :)
     
  7. I Should Coco

    I Should Coco Well-Known Member

    Aw, they were just "hoggin" it in honor of Floyd of Rosedale. :D
     
  8. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

    Lightweights.
     
  9. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    I've heard that it's good for removing sticker adhesive from your car's bumper.
     
  10. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

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  11. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

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  12. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    Damn shame when there's Idiots Out Walking Around.

    Of course, I've only heard that Iowa rip from Illinois natives. Illinois stands for Imbeciles Looking Like Inbred Nymphos Ossified In Shit.

    Yeah! Take that, Land Of Lincoln! Two can play the acronymical dis game!
     
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