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Investor who forced K-R sale heads off to his yacht

Discussion in 'Journalism topics only' started by FileNotFound, Mar 17, 2009.

  1. FileNotFound

    FileNotFound Well-Known Member

    The single individual investor who created so much havoc that has led to so much heartache calls it quits.

    It's possible that today's conditions were inevitable, but this guy did an awful lot to force it along.

  2. SixToe

    SixToe Active Member

    I hope his fucking yacht sinks in flames, slowly, in shark-infested waters.
  3. PeterGibbons

    PeterGibbons Member

    SixToe beat me to it. I hope he gets attacked by pirates and no newspapers bother to reporter about it.

    Sorry, we didn't have the staff to report on it right away, but can I interest you in buying an obit?

    Fucking douchebag.... please rot in hell!
  4. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Well said, both of you.
  5. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    I'm putting the Nautilus out to sea as we speak. Where's his yacht? I want to know how soon I get to load and flood the torpedo tubes.
  6. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    We need to get somebody to put a tracking devise on it. Or maybe put some coke on it and call the coast guard and tell them he's a smuggler.
  7. Blair Waldorf

    Blair Waldorf Member

    I'm pretty sure, given his line of work, that he probably already has some coke on the boat.

    Do you think he sang T-Pain's "I'm on a Boat!" as he sailed away?
  8. Mediator

    Mediator Member

    In other news, Gannett announced today that its CEO made $3.1 million in compensation last year and an $875,000 bonus. The same year that layoffs sliced the rolls and furloughs were planned.
  9. SixToe

    SixToe Active Member

    I'll bet that SOB isn't worried about a mortgage, health insurance or putting his kids through college.
  10. Helm hard over!
    We have tracked the yacht, though, and we have marshalled our forces, and we await only Commodore alley's orders before sallying forth to wreak our vengeance, sending this wretched creature straight to the bottom of...

    ...the great lake of Fail.
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  11. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Word for word... fuck him
  12. Bamadog

    Bamadog Well-Known Member

    Maybe his yacht will stray into a military exercise area and a stray Navy Harpoon antiship missile will find his yacht and do this:

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