Insurance companies can lick my big toe!

How big could your big toe be, anyway? Aren't you like 2-6 or something?

 

Dead. To. Me. in 5 .... 4 .... 3 ....

 

I hate you!

 

Close enough.

 

I made the switch to Esurance from Allstate recently and I'll be saving $200 -- a month. Allstate can eat my balls as I take my extra $2,400 a year and roll around in it on my bed surrounded by many beautiful ladies.[/RainierWolfcastle]

 

Sounding like a member of my family won't get you in my will.

 

just give catherine keener a call. she's available.

 

I'm not gonna lie, that was part of the appeal, too. Those green eyes and pink hair get me every time. I don't care if she's a cartoon.

 

my understanding of how state farm is this: their agents are salaried and the company doesn't work on the principle of if you work harder, you get paid commissions. as far as i can tell it either works out really well (employees that have a need to be helpful or it ruins their week) or it crashes and burns (employees have no motivation to act like a human being).

 

My agent is suitably appalled by this. It was witch at the claims office who screwed up.