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Insult me here...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by zeke12, May 1, 2007.

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  1. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

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    You'd wait as long as I told you to for a free beer, ijag...
     
    zeke12, May 2, 2007
    #61
  2. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    You wouldn't make a pimple on John Wayne's ass.

    Or:

    You suck the sweat off a dead man's ball.
     
    Bob Slydell, May 2, 2007
    #62
  3. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Especially at 10 a.m. He's getting no tip today.
     
    Big Buckin' agate_monkey, May 2, 2007
    #63
  4. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    My bar has a simple policy:

    No tip, no refill.
     
    zeke12, May 2, 2007
    #64
  5. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Ha, BBAM. I got mine in five minutes! :p
     
    imjustagirl2, May 2, 2007
    #65
  6. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Yours was left over from last night. I had it right there.
     
    zeke12, May 2, 2007
    #66
  7. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    DAMMIT!

    Foiled again.

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    imjustagirl2, May 2, 2007
    #67
  8. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    You're a girl. He's hoping to get laid, especially after the fuckin' loser dropped Rachel.
     
    Big Buckin' agate_monkey, May 2, 2007
    #68
  9. bydesign77

    bydesign77 Active Member

    I can.

    I live on Apt to Miss Road. Honestly.

    If you're going too fast, you're apt to miss it. I hate the person's sense of humor that named my road. I have the hardest time with my address.
     
    bydesign77, May 2, 2007
    #69
  10. Write-brained

    Write-brained Guest

    Sarcasm? How about backdoor neighbor? That better?
     
    Write-brained, May 2, 2007
    #70
  11. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Not at all...
     
    zeke12, May 2, 2007
    #71
  12. pallister

    pallister Guest

    Zeke, is that you in the side saddle?
     
    pallister, May 2, 2007
    #72
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