Insult me here...

And DD eagles 18 to take the lead into the clubhouse.

Oh, and wow, Pope. That's a level of vitriol I was completely unprepared for.

Well done, I think.

 

I don't do this half-assed bullshit. Go all out or don't go at all.

Happy Sixth Day of Hanukkah.

 

Happy Hanukkah from the Pope.

Will wonders never cease?

 

You're like a dumbed-down version of Sportsbruh, only more annoying.

 

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Snap.

 

I keep trying to tell them, shot, no way you're a bigot, but I have sneaking suspicions about those damn cats...

 

Double had me going.

 

From the Shakespearean Insulter:

Thou unmuzzled dizzy-eyed foot-licker!

 

You're so ugly, just lookin in the mirror makes you cry, then when you cry, your tears get so scared by your face, they start tryin to crawl back in your eyes. Your momma's so ugly, I saw her dancin with Godzilla and King Kong and they were singin "We Are Fam-uh-lee." Yo' pee-pee so small, when you bang yo ol' lady, she runs to the fridge to get some yogurt cause she think that tiny itch is the first sign of a yeast infection.

 

I'm just stealing lines from our favorite TV show, BBAM. Zeke knows I got nothing but love for him. Because when it came time to fuck me, he was gentle.

 

Boots told me you were his best friend.

 

Boots said he wished Zeke was his neighbor.