Insult me here...

Your penis is softer than Joe Mauer, ZEKEDIAN.

 

Perhaps you need more practice using your dictionary, BBAM.

Was there a picture?

 

Cockmongler.

 

Pithy, Meat.

 

Zeke the looser will probably reach 11,000 before Mr. Sofite hits his next home run

 

You wish you could make all your meals with foam because you secretly are in love with Marcel.

 

I'm a better cook than rat boy.

So that one burns as well, Meat.

Well played.

 

Do you have a fixation with me or something? Damn. Please leave me out of your posts. It would be appreciated. Thank you. -boots.

 

Eat me, you insufferable prick.

 

That's not really an insult. More of an angry threat.

 

Negative.

 

Having forged 10,000 unsound posts for the SJ Commentariat from the inferior materials available to him, Zeke12 continues hammering into the second phase of his poorly conceived five-year plan to overtake Poland, Lithuania and Dooley Womack!

All glory to the Fifth Congress of the Notional National Paragraph Factory! No wage slave, he, but a free citizen of the Internets, posting in eternal service of the Greater Good!