Insult me here...

I feel nothing but shame at having reached this milestone, and, as such, would like to invite everyone to insult me on this thread.

Is this reverse psychology? Who knows?

But I'm not going to get too sentimental, so, in the spirit of this board, hit me with your best shot.

 

Fuckin' loser.

Edit: That's for taking Ms. Ray outta your side saddle, not for reaching 10K posts. (I know what Moddy said.)

 

Apt, Mr. BBAM.

Can you give us a sentence using "apt"?

 

So tell me Zeke, what kind of fraternity would pledge a "man" like you?

 

Welcome. Glad you could join us.

 

None at all, Mr. Foley.

And thank you, Ace. Can I assume my Plain Dealer application is in the mail?

 

You're not fit to be on the same board as boots.

 

Perhaps not. I am in the process of destroying all other copies of the applications. Soon mine will be the only one on file!

 

I'm impressed enough by your ascent into five figures, I'm going to choose to ignore your taste in music.

 

I cannot tell a lie. That one stings.

 

I found "ATM" in the dictionary while looking for "apt."