Insane Cleric Endorses McCain

And his brother Cliff.

Oh, CALvin.

My bad.

 

They are still working on forming the committee that will select the committee to discuss these latest developments.

 

But they had to borrow the Unitarians' coffee pot.

 

The Lutherans are busily making Jello molds.

What relevance they will have remains in doubt. But, mark my words, there will be lime Jello with canned pineapple in it.

 

Jesus H. Christ on a tap-dancing camel ...

Just once, JUST ONE TIME DAMMIT, I'd like to see you post the nut graf so the rest of us will know what you're talking about without clicking the fucking link.

 

Yeah, but what would we do without bingo night?

 

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Many apologies, but I did get a tap-dancing camel reference out of you, so my work here is done.

 

Hey Jboy, you just passed the lie detector test. Bet that

Hey jboy, you just passed the online lie detector test. Bet you just wet your pants thinking "How..."

 

And you're a journalist?

Bet you haven't heard of Billy Graham either.

But you have heard of Ted Haggard.

Wonder why that is.

 

In the mid 1800s and up to the early part of the last century, most protestant churches had it in their doctrine that the Pope was an antichrist, or something very close.

Donahue needs to check with the current pope to find his view on the protestant faith, which he clearly denounced a few months ago as "flawed."

 

Or maybe they think the committee is meeting and gazing around the vast number of empty seats in the typical Presby church these days, thinks "that's where they are."

 

Can someone get Yawn his medication?