Indianapolis Ideas Sought

Slippery Noodle Inn.

In an unrelated note, if you're in a club and any members of the Indiana Pacers stroll in, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE.

 

Failing that, don't bring a knife to a gun fight. Come strapped.

 

Unless you go to Jermaine O'Neal's club, Seven, in Broad Ripple.

Then, if he shows up, stick around for him to start offering everything on the house (I've known of it to happen at least twice). If it doesn't, then chastise him for being one of the worst max contract players ever...and get out before he goes Tinsley/Stephen Jackson on you.

 

If you've got the coin I recommend dinner at St. Elmo's.

 

absolutely. and the shrimp cocktail appetizer, featuring the greatest cocktail sauce in the country, is a must.

 

Yeah, if you've never had it before make sure you get a big dose of the sauce on your first shrimp.

 

I never knew O'Neal owned a club.

That it's in Broad Ripple, the biggest Poser Hole in the galaxy, makes perfect sense.

 

Well done.

 

Not a big Broad Ripple guy myself.

Though, I once got into a fascinating discussion with the hot dog guy outside of Landsharks at the same time I was reading Upton Sinclair's The Jungle.

 

I have to admit, I haven't been to Broad Ripple in a decade, so what you guys are saying is probably true. When I did go, it was primarily to basement bar the Casbah and the Alley Cat.

 

what are you, 63?