Indiana threatened by giant poop bubbles

Watch out if you're going to the Final Four.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/26/indiana-threatened-by-gia_n_514960.html

 

"Okay, son. While I pop this poop bubble with my knife, you keep the boat in close. And here, hold my cigarette."

 

I honestly thought this was going to be a thread about Indiana teabaggers getting mad about the health care bill.

 

I always wondered where Bubbler got his name.

 

Last year, a hog farmer in Hayfield, Minn., was launched 40 feet into the air in an explosion caused by methane gas from a manure pit on his farm. He sustained burns and singed hair.

I don't know what's more awesome - that the guy got launched 40 feet by a super fart, or that there's an actual place called "Hayfield."

 

Bubbler blamed the giant gaseous eruption on the pond next door.

 

That's actually the name of my high school ... in suburban D.C. For realsies.

 

Was your middle school nicknamed the Hayseeds?

 

Haha, that would have been funny. No, it was an intermediate school with a 7th/8th grade side and a high-school side. So Hayfield for both.

 

Isn't the entire US economy built on giant poop bubbles that burst from time to time?