Indiana-Kentucky game tragedy: Playboy model hurt in celebration

Now she can't do her shoot Saturday as scheduled. Unless Playboy is going to start getting into injury fetish.

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Megan Dills, featured in a "Girls of the SEC" pictorial for Playboy in 2007, was knocked down and injured at Indiana's Assembly Hall on Saturday when Hoosier fans rushed the floor after the 73-72 victory against Kentucky.

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"All those fans came out of their seats and rushed the floor like idiots. The next thing I knew, I was knocked down five or six steps. I think the guy who actually knocked me down is the one who did at least pick me up. After I got hurt, I was scared to death."

Dills said she can't walk because of a sprained and swollen ankle, and that her doctor said there may be tendon damage as well.

"I just can't do the shoot with my ankle like it is," Dills said. "But that's okay because I do a lot of them."

 

Whew. I thought one of her tits popped.

 

She probably thought going down on her knees would protect her.

 

Instructions: "Lie down with your feet above your head." Working or recovering?

 

Can't believe it took so long. TTIWWOP

 

"Er ... what? Sorry boys ... hot chick up in the bleachers. I'm a lovable drunk, remember? Getting distracted by buxom trim is something I just do. You want a play? I don't know, run the picket fence or something, I got a nice proper one started in my dungarees right now. OK! BREAK!"

 

They do call him "Shooter"

 

I couldn't let this line just get glossed over:

"I just can't do the shoot with my ankle like it is," Dills said. "But that's okay because I do a lot of them."

Translation: Her beaver will still be there when the cast comes off in 6-8 weeks.

 

Do you ever wonder what she/they would look like if she stood straight up instead of leaning backwards at a 45 degree angle?

 

And she'd be no better than an 8 walking around the UK campus.

 

Can't do her shoot? Because of her ankle?

Baby, NOBODY'S looking at your ankle.

 

Is she going for "come hither" or "sultry" with that expression on her face? 'Cause it ain't working. Looks more like she needs to take a poop.