Incredibly depressing Wayne Chrebet piece

I've said it before - I don't like her "Lifetime Channel" approach to covering the team. I am more of an x's and O's type of guy. It's very predictable. Here work reads like the lead ins that NBC does when they do the Olympics. Everyone seems to have to overcome some great debilitating problem.

Her style is just not my cup of tea.

 

Sirs, Madames,

I am more of an x's and O's

(Home team in CAPS)

YHS, etc

 

How's your chapter going on the summer novel so far fof? Maybe it will be done by next summer.

 

Mr 70,

Nice comeback, Potsie. (And I'm not implying that you deliver the mail.)

In fact, I'm not on the clock with said novel. When I am, I'll deliver. Like pickin' fruit from a low-hanging brough ... uh, bough.

YHS, etc

 

Real battle of wits going on here. Guess who my money is on?

 

When you do hopefully it's not based on some of the nonsensical suggestions that you have already put forth.

 

Sirs, Madames,

Ugh. 70 likes to show off his duelling scar ... everyone knows it just a circumcision, however small.

YHS, etc

 

Eight...nine...ten. This one's over, folks. Give it to FOTF by knockout.

 

No split decision here, unless someone wants to toss in a butterflied penis.