In Touch Weekly: Will and Jada Pinkett Smith separate

This marriage is just Two Legit to Quit, isn't it?

 

I'd hit it.

 

She had a supporting part in The Matrix movies. She was in Collateral.

I know HawthoRNe has been on for a few years, but I would hardly call it successful, at least not on the level that some of those shows on USA or TNT are. I've seen it twice and it's pretty bad.

 

So bad you saw it twice.

 

Didn't she get naked in Jason's Lyric? That was way back when, but I think I remember that.

I dig her. A lot. Even though she could probably kick the shit out of me. She just looks like an angry person at all times.

 

Yeah, I gave a TV show two chances before I bailed.

 

She always seems to be overcompensating when she talks about their sex life in interviews. Her interviews come across as an act.

 

Agree. I think the only reason people like her is because they go, "Well, the biggest movie star in the world sees something in her, so there must be something there..."

 

She was a student in my stepmother's class while in college. Stepmother didn't have very flattering things to say about her.

Found her to be a bit, um, difficult, to deal with.

 

The only thing I remember Jada for is dropping dead--literally--at the beginning of Scream 2.

My opinion of Will has sunk considerably as he's foisted his kids upon the world. Something very off-putting about the most famous guy in the world shoving his kids into the spotlight at 10 and 12. Leads me to believe they have no concept of reality, and neither does he, and that he's acting more in his "normal guy" interviews than anytime he appears on the big screen.

 

You might have the chance if you (a) live on LA's Westside (b) are well-off, well-endowed, and very well-connected and (c) run in the same circles as the other singles, doubles, and mores who its rumored have connected up with Hollywood's most whispered about swingers.

 

So there's a chance then?