In Touch Weekly: Will and Jada Pinkett Smith separate

They're saying it's not true...

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2011/08/23/2011-08-23_will_smith_jada_pinkett_smith_separate_after_13_years_of_marriage_and_two_childr.html

 

couldn't be an act, neither one is that good

 

All the denial means is that if it is true, they can't admit it for another few months, or until the day after Will's next press tour is over.

 

Marc Anthony? Ew.

 

So, does Will move back in with Alphonso Ribiero? Is Alphonso Ribiero still alive?

 

This too, but they also need to keep the kid under wraps....

 

What IS it with that guy? He must have Rikki-Tikki-Tavi chained up in his pants. Jesus.

 

He's the host of the Catch 21 game show on GSN.

 

I think he's opening for Tom Jones, doing the Carlton Dance

 

I saw the two of them on Oprah a year or so ago I think promoting the Karate Kid movie, which I actually liked, and Will was being likable Will and Jada was sitting there crooning about how they can't keep the children of two people who are so talented away from the world.

It made me hate her. She's a mildly successful actress who married the world's biggest movie star. If she doesn't marry Will Smith, people barely know who she is and she's up there pretending that they're Brangelina.

 

Why not DJ Jazzy Jeff? I mean, Parents Just Don't Understand, do they?

 

I couldn't pick her out of a lineup. Didn't even realize she could honestly claim the "actress" tag. Kind of thought it was more of an honorary thing, like "the actress wife of Wayne Gretzky."

The thing I remember from reading articles on the two of them is how she likes to discuss their sex life. Keep it to yourself, woman. First, eewwww. Second, everyone knows people who talk about it so much don't have it so great at home.