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In Texas, it's ok to shoot an escort who doesn't have sex with you

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by EStreetJoe, Jun 6, 2013.

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  1. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    http://gawker.com/texas-says-its-ok-to-shoot-an-escort-if-she-wont-have-511636423
     
    EStreetJoe, Jun 6, 2013
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  2. da man

    da man Well-Known Member

    Yeah? So what's the problem?
     
    da man, Jun 6, 2013
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  3. Beef03

    Beef03 Active Member

    "He thanked God, his lawyers, and the jury for being able to "see what wasn't the truth.""

    I'm sure God wholly approves of a) him hiring a hooker, and B) him shooting said hooker.

    Afterall, as a buddy of mine use to say, hookers are just strippers who have no soul.
     
    Beef03, Jun 6, 2013
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  4. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    He gave her all that money and no sex?

    He must have asked for the Girlfriend Experience.
     
    LongTimeListener, Jun 6, 2013
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  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Sorry, couldn't resist.
     
    dooley_womack1, Jun 6, 2013
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  6. da man

    da man Well-Known Member

    It was indeed too easy.
     
    da man, Jun 6, 2013
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  7. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    His first mistake was paying the hooker up front.
     
    Football_Bat, Jun 6, 2013
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  8. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    So does this mean if I buy a car in Texas and don't get floor mats but believed they were part of the deal I can shoot the salesman?
     
    Ace, Jun 6, 2013
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  9. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    Only at night, according to the law.
     
    LongTimeListener, Jun 6, 2013
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  10. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    That sounds reasonable.
     
    Ace, Jun 6, 2013
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  11. zagoshe

    zagoshe Well-Known Member

    LOL. Stole my thunder.....
     
    zagoshe, Jun 6, 2013
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  12. da man

    da man Well-Known Member

    If he doesn't shoot you first.
     
    da man, Jun 6, 2013
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