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In honor of its re-release in 3D, Lindy West rewatches Titanic; Hilarity ensues

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Double Down, Apr 3, 2012.

  1. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    What's a rhetorical question?
     
  2. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    (Spoiler: They're living in present-day America, and M. Night Shyamalon is a dick.)
     
  3. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    (spoiler: A servant had to die because his rich boss wanted to wear evening clothes and have a brandy before he went for a big swim)
     
  4. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    Thanks DD ... that was hilarious.
     
  5. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    James Cameron is a 15-year-old girl!
     
  6. Colton

    Colton Active Member


    Outstanding, Joe.
     
  7. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Supposedly, Cameron's entire pitch to studio executives was "Romeo and Juliet on a boat."
     
  8. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    I liked Titanic the first time I saw it, but I still thought it was horseshit when the old bag threw the necklace in the ocean. Why not give it to your granddaughter, who's been nursemaiding your broken-down old ass for the last umpteen years?
     
  9. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

    The second paragraph about Cameron being a 15-year-old girl was my favorite.

    "I know we literally met 20 minutes ago, but I love you with a suicidal fervor!"
     
  10. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I don't think you can actually wet waterproof pants, dools.

    And Titanic sucked.
     
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    (Spoiler: the Plain Dealer turned down Ace)
     
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