In celebration of ... me

This one settled down nicely...for a moment.

 

Please, you're no shorter than my S.O. (Well, maybe an inch or so.) I'm always making fun of her short, little-girl arms. Besides, you know you still love me.

 

Not that I'd make a sportschick is short (or spnited is old, or BYH can't last longer than eight seconds) joke, but what's the acceptable height differential for said mockery?

 

You can celebrate your 2,000 points.

Fenian has 15,380.

You can't touch that.

 

Um, OK. [/scratching head]

 

Sorry, I meant to say posts.

Still, congrats on the milestone.

 

You hit 2,000 posts in seven months? I don't know whether that's impressive or the saddest thing I've ever heard in my life.

I've been registered for a few months now and I haven't even cracked 200. Despite my best attempts at post-padding.

Fuck. I feel so worthless.

 

If you're more than a foot taller (so 6-foot or taller with sc), it's acceptable. The jokes have to be unique, though. Nothing annoys sc more than cliches.

 

It's a little from Column A and a little from Column B.

 

At least SC still loves me!

 

Wow. This wasn't what I was expecting when I saw this thread, but I still laughed a few times. Continue.

 

Oh, Ellis, by the way, has been only a member since December (at least as this handle) and he has more than me. And who knows how many he deleted to stay at leet.