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In celebration of ... me

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Clever username, Mar 27, 2007.

  1. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    So after 214 actual days, 13 days, 17 hours and 56 minutes of online time and 1,999 truly unforgettable posts, I've reached 2,000 posts for my career. So what have I learned in my seven months as a member of SportsJournalists.com? Quite a bit actually.

    -Despite what they said after you graduated from high school, cliques are still a part of life. Even among adults of a wide array of ages on an Internet message board.

    -An anonymous Internet handle removes all shame.

    -No matter how old you are, there will always be people who do and say idiotic things just to piss other people off

    -Toothpaste is not an adequate lubicrant.

    -The simple use of one of these :) ;) :D ;D makes it completely acceptable to say absolutely anything you want about someone.

    -If you hint at an extensive sexual prowess, women will flock to you and then demand you back up your claims. Well, maybe that was just me. Better luck next time, Boots.

    -No matter how much of a beating Boots takes for his shenanigans, he will always come back for more.

    -Message boards are much more enjoyable if you don't get into ridiculous arguments or fights when it's clear no one is going to change their opinion.

    -If the opportunity for a threesome ever arises, take it. Unflinchingly, unfailingly take it.

    -Photogs are evil cockblockers.

    -I'm not alone in the fight against the corporate beezelbubs and their attempts to destroy the newspaper industry.

    -I'm not alone.

    -And to never take yourself too seriously.

    There's more. Much more, but I just want to say it's been a pleasure joining this strange little community. A true pleasure indeed.
  2. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    So you claimed sexual prowess and then couldn't back it up?
  3. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Pretty much. He refused to pony up money for Vegas. I think he's scared of me :D
  4. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    I couldn't get my dick to fit in the CD drive to upload it into the conversation.
  5. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    I think a lot of us are scared of you.
  6. Mighty_Wingman

    Mighty_Wingman Active Member

    If I've accomplished nothing else in my life, I can take pride in publicizing this fact.
  7. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    I am so not scary. You guys are LOOSERS!
  8. Mighty_Wingman

    Mighty_Wingman Active Member

    Also, now that I think about it, I can't believe I "only" have 2,431 posts. Hell, I've been registered here for more than 3 years, and I've been involved in a LOT of pointless political arguments and pissing matches in that time. Plus my fair share of post-padding.

    I'm shamed.
  9. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    You don't have a life do you?
  10. God, you're a fucking moron, clever. :D

    Just keeping with the theme of your post.
  11. Mighty_Wingman

    Mighty_Wingman Active Member

    Almost certainly not.
  12. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    And you're a cum-guzzling drag queen :D
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