IN BOX (1) - JOB INQUIRY

I work at a decent paper. This just hit my personal inbox.
So, it took some effort on the front end. "As is" except for X's and [].
Oh, Jesus...help me/us.


Dear Mr. Xxxxxxx (Xxxxx Sports),

My name is Xxxx and Iam a recent graduate of [Unconscious State]. I wrote covered sports at the [USU] newspaper for a year. I was curious about the posibilities within the sports department at the Xxxxxx Xxxxxx if looking break in. Any other and all advice that could be given would also be great. Thanks for your time.

Xxxxx Xxxxxxx

 

besides the subjects, is that word-for-word?

 

Yikes! Did you reply and point out all the mistakes? I would.

 

As is, word for word...

 

Point out his mistakes?
Fuck me. That one email has done it. I just resigned.
I can't do this anymore. I just can't

 

Shit.

Like the enthusiasm, but you aren't impressing anyone with such horrid spelling and sentence structure.

 

So is he planning to burgle you?

 

You're missing an E-mail. It should be two in the Inbox, one in the Outbox.

 

There is only one appropriate response:

YOU'RE HIRED!

 

Don't think he would work out at the Plain Dealer.

 

One time I was really drunk and I burgled this girl ... nevermind.

 

Seriously. Point them out. You'd be doing him a big favor. He needs to know that he has to be be extra careful and proofread those letters.