I'm stuck in the Halifax airport and not a Minelll in sight....need help

Igot three hours to my flight back to Toronto.

Suggestions anyone (except "start drinking heavily")

 

Start drinking heav...

Wait.

Hang around on SportsJournalists.com. Read some conservatives' political ramblings, then drink heavily.

 

Starting talking to yourself about a plane crashing into some significant building in Toronto ... or New York ... Yeah, definitely New York.

 

Yeah, I'd be headed straight for the Ale House. Crack open a couple and watch the world go by for a while.

That said, wireless access is still free there, right?

 

Start looking for Tom Bosley.

 

I think I had enough beer over the weekend. Man, can those football players drink.

I had the distinction of being the oldest guy at the Saturday night kegger.

Lots of fun.

And yes, wireless access is free at the Scotia House Cafe

 

Go outside and take out your delay on some baby seals.

 

Oh no ... now the boys have to hear 'duuuuuuuuuuuude, your dad is sooooo cooooool' for the rest of the semester.

Poor bastards.

 

Hit on flight attendants.

 

This just in ... Halifax International Airport is situated on an ice floe on the Labrador Sea.

 

Ok, here's something that immediately caught my attention.

The guys were all in jeans, t-shirts ,etc and the girls were all dressed for the prom or a night of clubbing. Dresses, skirts,lots of make-up and cleavage.

BTW, Acadia faculty went on strike today

 

Have you SEEN Air Canada flight attendants?