I'm sorry, wtf?

The lights are fine.

 

Well, I'm spent. But I sure hope your wife doesn't come home. I hate to be interrupted in the middle of a movie.

 

But if she does, fight the urge to get some grape juice. Trust me, it's not worth it.

 

Dude, The Notebook is quality.

 

I haven't seen Raging Bull yet either, but I'm curious are any of the nuts mentioned in this thread of the "roasted" variety?

 

Yeah, because some little brat will take my seat.

 

Maybe, or they could be Obama's Jackson-hacked nuts.

 

"Well, it's my couch," she'll say. Oh, just wait, you little jerk. You'll get yours.

 

Yeah, I'll spill that grape juice "acidentally" all over the couch. I had the arm!

 

Well this thread has become fun. A few things:

1) My wife is away on a business trip, so it'd just be me and...ya'll. Just in case that was an issue.
2) I have Orville Redenbacher's All-Natural Butter Salt & Cracked Pepper. And a couple of beers left. I was going out tonight, but I can still hit the bottle store up for some more.

 

The arm was the best spot. You had your nuts right there.

 

Just don't overcook the popcorn. He doesn't like his popcorn overcooked.