I'm so pissed off at my high school guidance counselor

I mean, how in the name of Zeus' lightning-throwing asshole am I just hearing now about this career option? Dammit, Mrs. Renny, I'm going to hunt you down and strangle the shit out of you (if you're not dead already. I mean, you were like 70 years old back in 1988...)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1215249/Katy-Perry-gets-wet-wild-set-new-video-clip.html

 

They said I should be a fire-watcher.

What are you supposed to be?

 

A door stop. I was a late bloomer.

 

I was supposed to be a scientist, which is funny on so many levels.

 

Actually, Mrs. Renny probably served me well. Told me go go into engineering. And I did (for two quarters). Shoulda listened and stayed in, I guess.

 

At a Christian school I was enrolled in, the teacher had me pegged as a Baptist minister. Mom and Dad wasted little time yanking me out of there.

 

An underachiever.

 

Thank you, Fly. Can't believe it took almost 12 hours ...

 

If you are supposed to become an underachiever, is it even possible to become one?

 

The pay's not great, but you make it up in .....

 

I have.

 

Do you actually remember the name of your high school guidance counselor, or did you just make up a name for the post?