I'm sad ...

Cute boy? Yikes, was he 14 or something? Are you going to go steady?

 

Hey, for the record he's 25, dammit!!!!!!!

And he has abs to die for, Buck. Betcha know who he is

 

I have abs to lie for. As in, I'm perfectly fit and ripped.

But at least my ass ... oh fuck, I'm not starting that shit again.

 

So how is ab boy this evening?

 

He's very good , and he's at the gym now. Boy doesn't drink . . . what's up with that! Weirdo!!!!!!!

 

Eh, sorry. Works for me!!!!

 

Excellent catch, Bubbler. You get today's award for best use of the quote function.

 

Well, you are in a part of the country where that's not uncommon...

Besides, you don't want those extra calories going to his abs, now do you?

 

Yeah but can you imagine how sad the world would be without prancing and blind chicks sculpting busts of their theatre teacher?

 

Nope, like I said the abs are to DIE for. I can deal with the not drinking as long as he doesn't mind me getting liquored up.

 

They're hot, dammit!!!!

 

O Buck. Guys with abs like that can get me to do bad things for them . . .

And bubs, I wouldn't know. He's a lot more conservative than what I am about the below the waist stuff, or something like that.

I think I'll delete this post too.