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I'm proud of my useless knowledge...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by alleyallen, Feb 23, 2007.

  1. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Spray and wash or something of that ilk, warm water, should come out. Least my stage makeup did when I was in high school (schools plays boys, not a stripper, same makeup though).
     
  2. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    That so makes up for the Simpsons thing.
     
  3. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    I Sprayed and Washed and then scrubbed the shit out of it with an old toothbrush. And then rewashed and foolishy dried without knowing for sure if it came out. Should be a wonderful surprise when I get home.
     
  4. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Makeup is water soluble, so it almost always comes out (except for red lipstick). You're probably OK.
     
  5. Piotr Rasputin

    Piotr Rasputin New Member

    Nope.

    But if I had a little brother, I would immediately direct him to grow his facial hair and move to Montana.
     
  6. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

    Depends on what it is... something grease-based like lipstick or foundation (the skin-colored stuff on faces) needs dishwashing liquid to break up the oils. Mascara or anything else with color should be good with stain remover. Wet nail polish should be doused in nail polish remover.

    And here's some useless knowledge: Benefit's Benetint was created by request for a stripper who needed to tint her nipples with something that wouldn't melt under the heat.
     
  7. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Tint her nipples? What a strange lot women who take their clothes off and and dance around in front of complete strangers are.
     
  8. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Well-Known Member

    The things women do for us that we just don't fully appreciate ...
     
  9. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    I can, when I have had enough beer, race through the Greek alphabet before a match goes out. (Thanks, SAE!)

    I know who was first considered for the role of Columbo.

    And I know who starred in the pilot of the program that eventually became the Dick Van Dyke Show. And it wasn't DVD.
     
  10. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    I know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a cli.., uh, tootsie pop.
     
  11. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    I know the four letters that Lou Brown shows Ricky Vaughn when he figures out Vaughn needs some specs. (LPRC).

    I know the words to "Artie Boy", the ode sung to A.C. Slater's dead lizard.

    I know that Steve Urkel claimed to use a bart simpson mug for a cup when trying out for the basketball team. I also know that his dumb sidekick was named Waldo Geraldo Faldo.

    I know all the songs from every Weird Al cd from 'Bad Hair Day' on. (except for the new one).

    I can recite most of Holy Grail verbatim, as well as many of the most famous bits from the tv series.

    If I didn't know all of this, perhaps I'd know to pick a better paying profession.
     
  12. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    I always get lost on "Letterbox". A little help? :)
     
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