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I'm Peter King- I Don't Pay No Stinkin Tolls

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Boom_70, Aug 15, 2006.

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  1. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    He could see the bridge was lined with bears, but he didn't have a doggone dime. So he said "Pigpen, this here's the Peter King. We just ain't a gonna pay no toll."

    So he crashed the gate doing 98 and said "Let them truckers roll, 10-4."




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    dixiehack, Aug 15, 2006
    #13
  2. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

    Somebody should have gone back and grabbed a shitload of dimes. [/blazingsaddles]
     
    Double Down, Aug 16, 2006
    #14
  3. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Mercy sakes alive good buddy
     
    Boom_70, Aug 16, 2006
    #15
  4. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    LePetomaine Thruway?!
    What will that asshole think of next?!
     
    Buck, Aug 16, 2006
    #16
  5. suburbanite

    suburbanite Active Member

    Peter shoulda stayed in Shaky Town.
     
    suburbanite, Aug 16, 2006
    #17
  6. Desk_dude

    Desk_dude Member

    I once had a similar situation in Chicago. The exit was exact change and I didn't have exact change. I was able to get change for a dollar from another driver. When I got back into my car I noticed lots of change on the ground (people has missed throwing the stuff into the basket).
     
    Desk_dude, Aug 16, 2006
    #18
  7. steveu

    steveu Well-Known Member

    Good god, we're quoting C.W. McCall.

    You better back off another 10. ;)
     
    steveu, Aug 16, 2006
    #19
  8. Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!

    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!! Well-Known Member

    Threadjack ...

    "Crispy Crittters"
    Best C.W. McCall song ... EVER!
     
    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Aug 16, 2006
    #20
  9. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    King should have just tossed some yogurt pretzels into the hopper and called it a day.
     
    poindexter, Aug 16, 2006
    #21
  10. goalmouth

    goalmouth Well-Known Member

    In the late 70s I called WABC in New York 100 times in one day to request "Convoy." They never played it.
     
    goalmouth, Aug 16, 2006
    #22
  11. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Mercy sakes alive - sorry to here of your ill fortune good buddy.
     
    Boom_70, Aug 16, 2006
    #23
  12. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Not really the same thing, but in the early 90s, one night a friend and I were drunk and we called every radio station we could find a number for in Chicago and tried to get them to play "Patches" by Clarence Carter. Even the DJs that knew the song wouldn't honor our request.
     
    The Big Ragu, Aug 16, 2006
    #24
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