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I'm on the toilet

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by CentralIllinoisan, Apr 7, 2008.

  1. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member


     
  2. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Well-Known Member

    My first thought too.
     
  3. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    What kind of shit is this?
     
  4. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    If ever there was a thread for Jones (or George Carlin), this is it.

    I'm gonna take a shit.

    Well don't take one of mine! I've only got two left and the weekend's coming up!
     
  5. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    "Thanks, Joe. Where'd you leave it?"

    "In the icebox!"
     
  6. GuessWho

    GuessWho Active Member

    I double-dog dare you to sit there for two years like your girlfriend in Kansas.
     
  7. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I estimate somewhere between 60 and 85 of my posts were made from the bathroom. I'm pretty sure that's why laptops were invented.
     
  8. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    And mike steals it from me.

    With the amount of time people spend on here and the use of wireless internet, I'd be stunned if others hadn't posted from laptops on the crapper.
     
  9. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    this apparently was my grandpa's favorite saying. I was only 7 when he died so I never got to hear him curse around me. But my mom says it all the time: "As grandpa used to say: Shit or get off the pot."

    Sometimes she's not referring to me! :D
     
  10. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    If I'm ever in a good conversation and feel the urge approaching quickly, I pick up the computer and bring it yonder. I can do my business and carry on a conversation. I text there quite often. But I draw the line at talking voice-to-voice on the phone. The straining makes it tough to articulate.
     
  11. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Jesus. Lord help me.
     
  12. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    I can't bring the lappie into the bathroom. It's just ... ick.
     
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