I'm on the toilet

Oh I fully understood the pun, and I used that as an opportunity to expose the absurdity of how prolifically SportsJournalists.com users (myself included) extend meaningless threads, while other news worthy pursuits go undiscussed. And that just stinks. (Ha!)

 

Looser. We've got a thread on here about someone who sat on a toilet for two years, and you think it's impressive to do the same for five minutes?

 

The phone is an LG envy. Weird.

 

You realize now that you have used your new mobile phone in the bathroom, you can never return it.

 

Sir, the phone has been flagged.

 

In days of old,
when knights were bold,
and toilets (or cell phones) weren't invented,
they dropped their load,
beside the road,
and went on quite contented.

 

pretty much sums up the news business

 

SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT

 

Solid. Damn solid.