I'm not shitting you! We've been pooping wrong all this time!

expendable · Mar 21, 2014

Good enough for him. Good enough for me.

Buck · Mar 22, 2014

EStreetJoe said:

Buck said:

93Devil said:

Sometimes autistic children will stand on the bowl and drop anchor so to speak, and they are probably doing it the best way if the ocean is big enough.
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Based on some of the bathroom conditions I witness at work, that activity is not limited to autistic children.
90 percent of college students and 50 percent of college faculty/staff engage in that same behavior.
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If you're from Philadelphia and ever saw an event in the Spectrum, you know in the men's room by late in the event the phrase "you can't sit down" applies if you do have to poop
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Grew up on the east end of the Walt Whitman.
I attended countless hockey games, basketball games, concerts and circuses at the Rectum.

Batman · Mar 22, 2014

EStreetJoe said:

Buck said:

93Devil said:

Sometimes autistic children will stand on the bowl and drop anchor so to speak, and they are probably doing it the best way if the ocean is big enough.
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Based on some of the bathroom conditions I witness at work, that activity is not limited to autistic children.
90 percent of college students and 50 percent of college faculty/staff engage in that same behavior.
Click to expand...

If you're from Philadelphia and ever saw an event in the Spectrum, you know in the men's room by late in the event the phrase "you can't sit down" applies if you do have to poop
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I'd have to think, in the best of circumstances, a stadium bathroom rates pretty high on the list of toughest places to earn a "road win."
Bar bathroom would be No. 1. Easily.

BDC99 · Mar 22, 2014

Batman said:

EStreetJoe said:

Buck said:

93Devil said:

Sometimes autistic children will stand on the bowl and drop anchor so to speak, and they are probably doing it the best way if the ocean is big enough.
Click to expand...

Based on some of the bathroom conditions I witness at work, that activity is not limited to autistic children.
90 percent of college students and 50 percent of college faculty/staff engage in that same behavior.
Click to expand...

If you're from Philadelphia and ever saw an event in the Spectrum, you know in the men's room by late in the event the phrase "you can't sit down" applies if you do have to poop
Click to expand...

I'd have to think, in the best of circumstances, a stadium bathroom rates pretty high on the list of toughest places to earn a "road win."
Bar bathroom would be No. 1. Easily.
Click to expand...

Yes, indeed. Would never ever take a roadie in either of those. And with this contraption, you basically crouch on your knees? I don't get how it works. But I don't care enough to investigate further. I poop just fine, thanks.

spikechiquet · Mar 22, 2014

BDC99 said:

Batman said:

EStreetJoe said:

Buck said:

93Devil said:

Sometimes autistic children will stand on the bowl and drop anchor so to speak, and they are probably doing it the best way if the ocean is big enough.
Click to expand...

Based on some of the bathroom conditions I witness at work, that activity is not limited to autistic children.
90 percent of college students and 50 percent of college faculty/staff engage in that same behavior.
Click to expand...

If you're from Philadelphia and ever saw an event in the Spectrum, you know in the men's room by late in the event the phrase "you can't sit down" applies if you do have to poop
Click to expand...

I'd have to think, in the best of circumstances, a stadium bathroom rates pretty high on the list of toughest places to earn a "road win."
Bar bathroom would be No. 1. Easily.
Click to expand...

Yes, indeed. Would never ever take a roadie in either of those. And with this contraption, you basically crouch on your knees? I don't get how it works. But I don't care enough to investigate further. I poop just fine, thanks.
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No, you bring your knees up to your chest and sit on it.
<img src="http://www.tuvie.com/wp-content/uploads/wellbeing-toilet-next-generation-toilet1.jpg">

BDC99 · Mar 22, 2014

Why's she wearing pants? I see. Looks like an awkward position to read the paper!

ColdCat · Mar 22, 2014

spikechiquet said:

No, you bring your knees up to your chest and sit on it.
<img src="http://www.tuvie.com/wp-content/uploads/wellbeing-toilet-next-generation-toilet1.jpg">
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I'm not sure I'm quite flexible enough for that

BDC99 · Mar 22, 2014

In other poo news ...

Oddest book title of the year: 'How to Poo on a Date'

http://www.latimes.com/books/jacketcopy/la-et-jc-oddest-book-title-of-the-year-how-to-poo-on-a-date-20140321,0,5916651.story#ixzz2wkGr2ziQ

http://www.latimes.com/books/jacketcopy/la-et-jc-oddest-book-title-of-the-year-how-to-poo-on-a-date-20140321,0,5916651.story#axzz2wkGismT2

expendable · Mar 22, 2014

spikechiquet said:

BDC99 said:

Batman said:

EStreetJoe said:

Buck said:

93Devil said:

Sometimes autistic children will stand on the bowl and drop anchor so to speak, and they are probably doing it the best way if the ocean is big enough.
Click to expand...

Based on some of the bathroom conditions I witness at work, that activity is not limited to autistic children.
90 percent of college students and 50 percent of college faculty/staff engage in that same behavior.
Click to expand...

If you're from Philadelphia and ever saw an event in the Spectrum, you know in the men's room by late in the event the phrase "you can't sit down" applies if you do have to poop
Click to expand...

I'd have to think, in the best of circumstances, a stadium bathroom rates pretty high on the list of toughest places to earn a "road win."
Bar bathroom would be No. 1. Easily.
Click to expand...

Yes, indeed. Would never ever take a roadie in either of those. And with this contraption, you basically crouch on your knees? I don't get how it works. But I don't care enough to investigate further. I poop just fine, thanks.
Click to expand...

No, you bring your knees up to your chest and sit on it.
<img src="http://www.tuvie.com/wp-content/uploads/wellbeing-toilet-next-generation-toilet1.jpg">
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I guess the new way to dump makes you use more toilet paper. Five rolls?

spikechiquet · Mar 22, 2014

expendable said:

spikechiquet said:

BDC99 said:

Batman said:

EStreetJoe said:

Buck said:

93Devil said:

Sometimes autistic children will stand on the bowl and drop anchor so to speak, and they are probably doing it the best way if the ocean is big enough.
Click to expand...

Based on some of the bathroom conditions I witness at work, that activity is not limited to autistic children.
90 percent of college students and 50 percent of college faculty/staff engage in that same behavior.
Click to expand...

If you're from Philadelphia and ever saw an event in the Spectrum, you know in the men's room by late in the event the phrase "you can't sit down" applies if you do have to poop
Click to expand...

I'd have to think, in the best of circumstances, a stadium bathroom rates pretty high on the list of toughest places to earn a "road win."
Bar bathroom would be No. 1. Easily.
Click to expand...

Yes, indeed. Would never ever take a roadie in either of those. And with this contraption, you basically crouch on your knees? I don't get how it works. But I don't care enough to investigate further. I poop just fine, thanks.
Click to expand...

No, you bring your knees up to your chest and sit on it.
<img src="http://www.tuvie.com/wp-content/uploads/wellbeing-toilet-next-generation-toilet1.jpg">
Click to expand...

I guess the new way to dump makes you use more toilet paper. Five rolls?
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Well...they did mention how much more...um...efficient things would flow. LOL

BDC99 said:

In other poo news ...

Oddest book title of the year: 'How to Poo on a Date'

http://www.latimes.com/books/jacketcopy/la-et-jc-oddest-book-title-of-the-year-how-to-poo-on-a-date-20140321,0,5916651.story#ixzz2wkGr2ziQ

http://www.latimes.com/books/jacketcopy/la-et-jc-oddest-book-title-of-the-year-how-to-poo-on-a-date-20140321,0,5916651.story#axzz2wkGismT2
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Wait...you can write a book about the 60-second poop (aka the "I just made you think I only went pee" poop)? Who hasn't mastered this by the age of 16?
Then again...this new toilet could cut this down to 30!

John · Dec 15, 2014

TigerVols · Mar 23, 2014

Buck said:

93Devil said:

Sometimes autistic children will stand on the bowl and drop anchor so to speak, and they are probably doing it the best way if the ocean is big enough.
Click to expand...

Based on some of the bathroom conditions I witness at work, that activity is not limited to autistic children.
90 percent of college students and 50 percent of college faculty/staff engage in that same behavior.
Click to expand...

I think I've told this story before, but at my wife's former employer in Orange County, they would frequently have to explain to the new hires that they were not to stand on the toilet seat to do No. 1 or No. 2; apparently, this is the common way of doing one's business in Viet Nam and thereabouts.

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