I'm no longer a virgin!

How was the furlough cake?

I can honestly say I'd never even heard of forced furloughs as a cost-cutting device until about a year ago.

 

So...how did your kids happen?


I'm sorry, bro.

 

One of our guys decided to use a VDO ( for "Voluntary" Day Off as our company termed them) on the first day of a four-day weekend and wanted to use a regular PDO (paid day off) for the second. They only processed the VDO and not the PDO, so he still ended up with two days with no pay instead of one. And they won't correct it until the next check, so he's out TWO days pay instead of one for two weeks because of a clerical error.

(sighs)

 

It's called inserting your penis into a woman. Try it sometime.

 

I'm with you, double down. I'll be doing the same thing in the fall.

If I make it through summer. My first post-10-percent pay cut paycheck, after taxes and child support, came to $224.87. For 2 weeks. And I didn't get any hours at my second job this week.

Yesterday afternoon, I visited a food pantry for the first time in my life.

To borrow a phrase from Bubbler:

Fuck.

 

As long as you got the internet, you got porn. As long as you got porn, you're never alone