"I'm no doorknob, either" -- The Comeback thread

"What happened to your nose, Gittes? Somebody slam a bedroom window on it?"

"Nope. Your wife got excited. She crossed her legs a little too quick. You understand what I mean, pal?"

 

Former Chicago Black Hawk Steve Ludzik tells a story about some Wayne Gretzky smack.

There was a scrum after the whistle, and Ludzik was mixing it up with some Oiler. Gretzky said something to Ludzik, and Ludzik responded with something like "Fight or keep your mouth shut."

Gretzky, unfazed, says "Hey Ludzik - did you know you were put on waivers today?"

Turns out that Ludzik indeed was waived that day, but hadn't heard about it yet.

 

A punch right in the face usually does the trick.

 

Yeah? Wewll, the jerk store called and they're running out of you!

 

"I was talking to the goat."

 

"Tough news, Barclay, sorry. Minnesota dropped you. It's in The Hockey News, I'll save it for you."

 

"You know what your problem is Dunlop? You're too friggin' old to play this game!"

 

That is great.

I wonder if the guy's ever tried oversized grapefruits.

 

Toepick ...

 

"I got a contract!"



There are other pictures in existence signed by the guys who played Hanrahan and McCracken. And Jerry (Dave Carlson) Houser signs as "Killer" and adds "Dave's A Mess." Too funny.

 

``And she says do yo love me and he's like `No, but that's a real nice ski mask.'''

Dumb and Dumber - followed by lighting a fart on fire

 

Of all the movies, I never thought a "The Cutting Edge" reference would make this thread.

But this give me the chance to post this pic of Moira Kelly, hopefully taken before she became the annoying Mandy Lambert.