I'm mad as hell and I can't take it anymore: I'm leaving the board

Too much has happened here that bothers the heck out of me. Outing, and Facebook, and Celtics, and Geek THreads . . . No MORE! No More.

I don't need anything except this



And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray.

And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need.



And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game
and the remote control, and that's all I need.



And these matches.
The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball.



And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this! The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the
matches, for sure.



Well what are you looking at? What do you think I am, some kind of a jerk or something? And this! And
that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.

 

Awe. Some.

 

I'm leaving the board because I'm tired of people leaving the board.

 

Sure, fucker. And in two years we'll be seeing this:

 

I suppose that's the way to do it.

 

you know what we need? One of those Entertainment Weekly charts where they show in, five minutes ago, and out.

IN: Nuking yourself
FIVE MINUTES AGO: Taking a brief board break but not nuking yourself
OUT: Staying on SJ

 

Fanfuckingtastic.

 

Damn.

TSP ... extraordinarily well-played.

 

What about your dog?

 

What's wrong with the Celtics?

 

Nice pull.....even better start to this thread.

Piotr, you better stick around. Otherwise the handle you kept from me would be wasted, dammit!

 

I have no idea what that means, but I still think it's cool.