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"I'm going to sexually molest your dog"

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Perry White, Dec 15, 2006.

  1. Perry White

    Perry White Active Member


  2. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    That goes on that writer's "Sentences I was the first to type..." board.
  3. Chuck~Taylor

    Chuck~Taylor Active Member

    Every dog has his day.
  4. No way I wasn't clicking on this one.
    Senator Santorum, we have your first client when you return to private practice.
  5. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    Damn Fenian, you were faster than a whippet running from Dirk Diggler with the Santorum reference. You beat me to it.
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I guess hondo and his ilk were right. The Hollywood gay agenda was just a ploy to be able to engage in bestiality.
  7. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Just when you thought Lyonne had hit rock bottom, she drills a new hole to fall a little bit deeper.

    And can their be a crime more embarassing or humiliating than threatening to molest an animal? I can envision the prisonyard conversation now.

    Laverne: "I'm here because I ripped off my cheatin' husband's balls with my bare hands and shoved them down his throat. Why are you here?"

    Natasha: "Um.... I, um... threatened to mount my roommate's poodle and then I skipped out of going to court."

    If she still has those curly locks, she'll be playing the role of the poodle in the prison game screwing the pooch.
  8. tyler durden 71351

    tyler durden 71351 Active Member

    That is horrible what happened to her. She was a cute chick with a big rack, pretty decent actress. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
  9. XXXX

    XXXX Member

    who hasn't?
  10. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

  11. Lamar Mundane

    Lamar Mundane Member

    Mad Libs anyone?

    This one time, my neighbor put her ____ in my dog's ____ before spitting the ____ on his ____. I was shocked when I saw the ____ on his _____ but then I realized she ___ on his _____ to help _____ him _____.
  12. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    "I approve this message."

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