"I'm going to sexually molest your dog"

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061215/people_nm/crime_actress_dc

 

That goes on that writer's "Sentences I was the first to type..." board.

 

Every dog has his day.

 

No way I wasn't clicking on this one.
Senator Santorum, we have your first client when you return to private practice.

 

Damn Fenian, you were faster than a whippet running from Dirk Diggler with the Santorum reference. You beat me to it.

 

I guess hondo and his ilk were right. The Hollywood gay agenda was just a ploy to be able to engage in bestiality.

 

Just when you thought Lyonne had hit rock bottom, she drills a new hole to fall a little bit deeper.

And can their be a crime more embarassing or humiliating than threatening to molest an animal? I can envision the prisonyard conversation now.

Laverne: "I'm here because I ripped off my cheatin' husband's balls with my bare hands and shoved them down his throat. Why are you here?"

Natasha: "Um.... I, um... threatened to mount my roommate's poodle and then I skipped out of going to court."

If she still has those curly locks, she'll be playing the role of the poodle in the prison game screwing the pooch.

 

That is horrible what happened to her. She was a cute chick with a big rack, pretty decent actress. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

 

who hasn't?

 

Mad Libs anyone?

This one time, my neighbor put her ____ in my dog's ____ before spitting the ____ on his ____. I was shocked when I saw the ____ on his _____ but then I realized she ___ on his _____ to help _____ him _____.

 

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