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I'm going on the 15 day DL

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Bubbler, Apr 19, 2009.

  1. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    Go to the doctor.

    I'm guessing something is broken.
     
  2. I Digress

    I Digress Guest

    You know, I hate to belabor the obvious, but there are hand rails for staircases for a reason.....having said that, I was once walking down the stairs at my old house, reached the landing.. one more stair. .. zoned out... stepped completely off, rolled my left ankle to the extent I heard something snap, and then laid on the floor crying and yelling for my cats to help. Tore a ligament. The cats did not help.
     
  3. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    In all seriousness, GO TO THE DOCTOR.

    Do not pass Go, do not collect $200. Besides, if you do, your publisher will want all of it.
     
  4. beanpole

    beanpole Member

    I'm thinking that Chef would have cut the thing off by now.

    Go to the doc.
     
  5. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    No need to go to the doctor. I'm sore, but nothing is hurt that badly. My hand is swollen, but nothing is broken. My body feels like it was beaten by a baseball bat, I have aches and pains where I didn't even think I was hurt yesterday, but there's nothing wrong with me that won't go away in the next week or so.

    My wife, who was gone when it happened, has been trying to restrain laughter ever since she heard about it.
     
  6. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    That's what I am talking about.

    The rest of you panzie-asses should take a lesson from Bubbler.

    My motto; Unless the injurie's to the cock, don't go see the doc.
     
  7. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Into the wind.
     
  8. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    And we LIKED IT!
     
  9. I Digress

    I Digress Guest

    Fine. But then don't lay around the house for a week, or two, moaning like a child about how much your ass/shoulder/knee/finger/ankle/neck/back hurts.
     
  10. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    Ads? Here?
     
  11. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    DAMN YOU, Digress! I reserve the right to moan and groan until the cows come home! :D
     
  12. pseudo

    pseudo Well-Known Member

    Dunno, Bubs. Not sure this is the guy you want to be taking medical advice from. Just sayin' ...
     
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