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I'm desperate! I need the help of SJ.com!!!!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by XXXX, Dec 10, 2006.

  1. HeinekenMan

    HeinekenMan Active Member

    Did you play running back at Ohio State a few years ago?
  2. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    How do you do the MLA citation for this thread? "I'm desperate! I need the help of SportsJournalists.com!!!" sportsjournalists.com. Plagarized from experts in many fields. 11 Dec 2006.
  3. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Shotty you are going to lose your position as board conscience.
  4. XXXX

    XXXX Member

    i'm getting goosed up!

    Smashed:the story of maurice clarret's life as a Denver Bronco.

    UPDATE:paper is coming along. 1 page done. many more to go.
  5. XXXX, relax! After I graduated, I was called by dozens of recruiters and flown out for interviews and offered jobs by multiple major papers. During the job search, I talked to several dozens of editors. Not one mentioned a single word about grades or academic performance.
  6. KP

    KP Active Member

    I heard this story once. Takes place in the Finger Lakes region of New York, if I recall correctly.
  7. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

    At this point, I recommend speed.
  8. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member


    My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
  9. FileNotFound

    FileNotFound Well-Known Member

    I've read the book. It's eminently skimmable.
  10. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    You know, we should start a thread (to be stickied, without question) in which we have research papers posted. Kinda like those frat house file cabinets, the ones that don't hold the liquor bottles. It'd be much easier for xxxx if he could just copy and paste and skip the whole sleep deprivation thing.

    Call it "xxxx's bailout research paper thread" in honor of our young friend here.
  11. I think I saw something like this thread at the Naval Academy a few years back.
    Is it too late for XXXX to transfer to Auburn?
  12. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Hell, I wrote a 12-page philosophy research paper in one night, starting at midnight, footnotes and everything, without ever reading the stuff. Smashed should be easy!
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