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I'm dating an older woman!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by alleyallen, Jun 3, 2008.

  1. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Bart: Grampa, I need some advice. Did you ever fall in love with an older woman?

    Abe Simpson: I fell in love with the OLDEST woman. A hundred and twenty-four years old, she was. Here's a picture of her delivering Eubie Blake.

    Bart: Wow. What happened?

    Abe Simpson: She fell in with that Guinness Book of Records crowd; all of a sudden she didn't have time for me. Ohhh, I wore a fifteen-pound beard of bees for that woman, but it wasn't enough.


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  2. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Lisa: Grandpa, how do you spell your name?

    Grandpa: Ahhh! You're making my tombstone!
     
  3. spaceman

    spaceman Active Member

    seven years? i think we need a ruling. "Older woman" should be at least ten, IMHO.
     
  4. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    It depends. If the guy's 23 and dating a 30-year-old, I'd say she's an "older woman."

    If he's 50 and she's 57, not so much.
     
  5. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Greatest age differences:

    She was 38, I was 28.

    I was 32, she was 22 (last year).

    Currently dating a 24-year-old at 33.
     
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Poindexter was 16, teacher was 22.
     
  7. spnited

    spnited Active Member


    ;)
     
  8. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    God, spnited, if only you knew. You're the FOURTH person to make that assumption.

    It's not spnited.
     
  9. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Wait, am I older than you? I'm flattered, honey, but I'm taken.
     
  10. spnited

    spnited Active Member



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  11. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    OK, two.
     
  12. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Clooney?
     
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