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I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......UPDATE

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by farmerjerome, Sep 2, 2007.

  1. Smallpotatoes

    Smallpotatoes Well-Known Member

    Re: I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......

    Maybe you could put an "Open House" sign on her front lawn.
     
  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Re: I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......

    That was outstanding.
     
  3. lono

    lono Active Member

    Re: I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......

    Claim that she was the driving force behind Nipplegate.
     
  4. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Re: I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......

    Classy. I'm sure that comment worked wonders is smoothing over whatever problems may exists.
     
  5. Platyrhynchos

    Platyrhynchos Active Member

    Re: I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......

    Or, and I think this might be even better, "Woman Double Penetrated by Bulls," since they're the ones commonly known to have penises.
     
  6. Barsuk

    Barsuk Active Member

    Re: I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......


    Cows with strap-ons, dude. Don't judge; it's a fetish.
     
  7. Platyrhynchos

    Platyrhynchos Active Member

    Re: I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......

    OK, I laughed out loud at that.
     
  8. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    Re: I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......

    He passes to the man ...
     
  9. Barsuk

    Barsuk Active Member

    Re: I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......

    ... and boom goes the dynamite.
     
  10. farmerjerome

    farmerjerome Active Member

    Re: I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......


    Are you kidding? The whole block has sympathy for the husband.




    Yeah, her calling me a slut has really brought out the best in me. ::)

    I'm telling you guys, if you saw and heard this woman you'd understand.

    My mom, who is a total sweetheart, got into it. I told her what Dr. J said, and she asked me why he picked on the cows.

    BTW, did I mention that the father of her kids is in jail for nearly decapitating his girlfriend?
     
  11. Barsuk

    Barsuk Active Member

    Re: I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......


    Nice neighborhood.
     
  12. farmerjerome

    farmerjerome Active Member

    Re: I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......

    That's the sad part -- it really is a nice spot. Right across from a park, nice families.

    Except for the four or five houses in a row that all have something screwy going on. House one is full of cats, house two has about six kids that they never let outside, house three has Dr. J and I ('nuff said), house four is the psycho, and house five is one of the most dysfuntional "normal" families I've ever seen.

    Everyone else is pretty normal.
     
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