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I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......UPDATE

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by farmerjerome, Sep 2, 2007.

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  1. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Re: I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......

    Tell her that DR J saw her husband in the mens room at local bus station and that he was tapping his foot.
     
    Boom_70, Sep 2, 2007
    #25
  2. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Re: I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......

    Introduce her to JDV
     
    slappy4428, Sep 2, 2007
    #26
  3. bagelchick

    bagelchick Active Member

    Re: I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......

    What does her size have to do with this exactly?
     
    bagelchick, Sep 2, 2007
    #27
  4. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Re: I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......

    It's a known fact that fat chicks are busy bodies. They hate their own lives and want to ruin everyone elses
     
    Boom_70, Sep 2, 2007
    #28
  5. farmerjerome

    farmerjerome Active Member

    Re: I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......

    Nothing, except her not-so-great lifestyle has contributed to the fact that she has no friends and needs to get into my business. Honestly bagelchick, if you saw or heard her, you'd understand. I'm not exactly stick skinny, and one of my best friends is overweight. She also refers to her as 5X.

    A minor update. When she got home from her trip, Dr. J was sure to say "fat cow" extra loud on our front porch.

    The slander charge is a good idea. She would go nuts.
     
    farmerjerome, Sep 2, 2007
    #29
  6. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Re: I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......

    Porno subscriptions. Lots and lots of porno subscriptions.
     
    Starman, Sep 2, 2007
    #30
  7. Mayfly

    Mayfly Active Member

    Re: I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......

    Order those weird fetish ones. Be sure to include those bestiality ones too. Nothing says get lost more than "Woman Double Penetrated by Cows".
     
    Mayfly, Sep 2, 2007
    #31
  8. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    Re: I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......

    I'ma guess her ADA hubby is just as nuts as she is?
     
    wickedwritah, Sep 2, 2007
    #32
  9. farmerjerome

    farmerjerome Active Member

    Re: I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......

    Not really. But he's fat and funny-looking. Well, that's not exactly true he has weird glasses.
     
    farmerjerome, Sep 2, 2007
    #33
  10. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Re: I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......

    And don't be bound by national borders: Think German.

    Think fisting.

    Think masochism.
     
    zeke12, Sep 2, 2007
    #34
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Re: I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......

    How nice of you, Zeke, to share your interests for a good cause.
     
    dooley_womack1, Sep 3, 2007
    #35
  12. patchs

    patchs Active Member

    Re: I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......

    Am I the only one who has a little bit of sympathy for the ADA husband?
    It's one thing to be the neighbor, another to be the spouse?
    And FJ, I never believed the title of this thread for a second.
    Really.
     
    patchs, Sep 3, 2007
    #36
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