I'm at a hipster bar

I think I was at that place Saturday night. Except it was somewhat busy and I was a bit tipsy, so the hipsters didn't annoy me as much as usual.

 

Did the bartender commute to work on a fixed-speed bicycle with narrow handlebars?

 

So this is what it feels like to be a PC.

 

God, I hate this for you.

 

If you like any of the stuff on this site:
http://www.mrhipster.com/

It's too late for you.

You can also consult this: http://www.randomhouse.com/features/urbanhipster/

Or just take this:

http://www.randomhouse.com/features/urbanhipster/quiz.html

 

A lot of people serve Blue Moon with an orange slice, but I like a little ketchup in mine.

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You scare me sometimes.

 

FTW.

 

I GOOGLED HIPSTER GUIDE! What is so hard about that?

There's this tool, Inky, where you can find information from all over the world...

 

If anyone is wearing a cowboy hat ironically, shit in it.

If we can get enough people to do this, it will become a movement.

 

It must be difficult for a guy in a suit surfing the Web on his computer to be surrounded by such weirdos at a bar.

 

Tell me about it!

One time I got stuck next to some douchebag in a hoodie with the sleeves cut off who was drinking Miller Lite pounders.

World's full of freaks.