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I'm at a hipster bar

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by PeteyPirate, Sep 24, 2009.

  1. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    My bartender is wearing skinny jeans and has his hair tied back with a rubber band. I think he would like to forcibly tattoo me right now because it would mitigate the fact that I'm wearing a suit. The waitress is sitting at the bar reading the Onion and complaining that it has lost its edge. Seriously? The Onion isn't ironic enough for you? And on the other side of me, this guy is giving a dissertation on every single shitty song by a band i've never heard of. I am drinking Blue Moon, but I do have the option of PBR in a can. The private party I'm waiting to attend can't get under way soon enough.
  2. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    Figure a "hipster" bar would serve Blue Moon - a "microbrew" from MolsonCoors.
  3. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Blue Moon is good, goddammit! I don't know anyone who thinks of it as a "microbrew." It's just on draft most places.
  4. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    PBR in a can is more d-bag hipster than Blue Moon, which is just bad.
    PBR in a can is so self-consciously low-brow hip and it tastes awful.

    YGBFKM Guest

    You're drinking Blue Moon and wearing a suit. No room to complain.
  6. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    A discussion has broken out on the groundbreaking topic of weed legalization.

    YGBFKM Guest

    Find a married woman and get the hell out of there.
  8. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Hanging out at Wonderland?
  9. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Blue Moon is good, and I'm wearing my work uniform.
  10. YGBFKM

    YGBFKM Guest

    Corporate sellout.
  11. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    How can I tell if I'm a hipster or just hip?
    I think I'm the latter, but I fear being the former.
  12. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    I am certain that everyone here would not be able to survive without Craigslist.
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