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I'll have the steak, and a misdemeanor

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by CentralIllinoisan, Feb 9, 2009.

  1. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    Intruder cooks, then eats steak while resident away

    PEORIA, Ill. — A man returned home Saturday to find someone had broken in, but nothing was missing — except a $6 steak that was apparently cooked and eaten while he was away.

    An intruder broke a window to enter 1516 NE Perry Ave. sometime between 11 a.m. and 9:45 p.m.

    The resident, returning home that night, discovered the broken window. After searching the house for any missing items, he went into his kitchen and found a large mess.

    There were dirty dishes in the sink, a dirty skillet on the stove, used paper towels all over the counter and the steak he had been defrosting was missing, according to police reports.
     
    CentralIllinoisan, Feb 9, 2009
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  2. JakeandElwood

    JakeandElwood Well-Known Member

    Nice of him to put the dishes in the sink.
     
    JakeandElwood, Feb 9, 2009
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  3. Write-brained

    Write-brained Guest

    The story forgot to mention that the intruder also received a bj from the guy's wife.
     
    Write-brained, Feb 9, 2009
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  4. KevinmH9

    KevinmH9 Active Member

    Unavailable for comment.

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    KevinmH9, Feb 9, 2009
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  5. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    But did he clean the plate?

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    imjustagirl, Feb 9, 2009
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