IJAG's worst nightmare, or Why Is There A Gutted Toad In My Pepsi?

This made me laugh very hard. Well done.

I just hope it's not the Nick Punto case. Zeke would punch me in my stomach.

 

Solid work, BYH.

 

That he would.

 

I giggled a little bit at the rediculousness of this:
"I want to see Pepsi fess up to it and compensate my husband for the negative publicity they have caused," she said.

And then there's the lowbrow softball that follows:
"I'm easy, but they're the ones that are making it hard."

Solid kicker all around.

 

One thing wrong with that pic..


No way Piggy is that tall.

 

Started the night before we had to dissect. Had like 7 different nightmares about them. I'm one of those people that if I wake up from a dream, I can see I'm in my room, I can see everything around me, but the dream continues. I'm in like a half-conscious state. Well, one I woke up and the frogs were all over my floor and I couldn't get out of bed or they'd eat me.

From there? Toast. Can't stand them. Plus, I'm very texture-driven and hate slimy things. Like frogs.

 

IJAG's worst nightmare.

 

My god do I take back the PM I just sent you.

 

I thought IJAG's worst nightmare is a never-ending blind date with Denny Hamlin.

 

I bow in your general direction, sir.