IJAG's worst nightmare, or Why Is There A Gutted Toad In My Pepsi?

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/09/02/frog.pepsi.can/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

I may never drink anything out of a can again.

 

The following is the most disturbing sentence in the history of the English language:

"The animal was lacking internal organs normally found in the abdominal and thoracic cavity," the report notes.

Oh, and...



"Di...

"...et...

"Pepsi."

 

I hate you forever for that post. I will now remove you from my sig, you pigfucker.

 

Yeah, I saw that on CNN.com and immediately started peering in my Dr. Pepper can to make sure it was just liquid in there.

EW times about a thousand. Can't wait to hear what transpires from this.

 

NO PERIOD IN DR PEPPER!

As I just IMed to BYH: I will now pour out all my sodas into glasses. and shake them to listen for "ribbit"

 

Can you imagine if you were married?

"Honey did you hear a ribbit there?"
"No IJAG that's just fizz."
"Are you sure? I think I might have heard Kermit's death rattle."
"I'm sleeping in the car, you crazy bitch."

 

If I ever gain any musical talent, and/or start a band, I'm SO calling it "Kermit's Death Rattle."

 

Kermit's Death Rattle 2012 American tour, presented by Pepsi

(too soon?)

 

I lovehate you.

 

That truly is the greatest thing you've ever posted. Ever.

Holy hell.

 

Let's see, on the journalism topics thread, there's a story of an accused criminal eating feces out of his colostomy bag in the courtroom.

In this thread, there's a dead frog in a Pepsi can.

I wonder what disgusting topic is on the Anything Goes thread ....