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IJAG's worst nightmare, or Why Is There A Gutted Toad In My Pepsi?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by imjustagirl, Sep 3, 2009.

  1. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member


    I may never drink anything out of a can again.
  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    The following is the most disturbing sentence in the history of the English language:

    "The animal was lacking internal organs normally found in the abdominal and thoracic cavity," the report notes.

    Oh, and...




  3. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    I hate you forever for that post. I will now remove you from my sig, you pigfucker.
  4. Wenders

    Wenders Well-Known Member

    Yeah, I saw that on CNN.com and immediately started peering in my Dr. Pepper can to make sure it was just liquid in there.

    EW times about a thousand. Can't wait to hear what transpires from this.
  5. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member


    As I just IMed to BYH: I will now pour out all my sodas into glasses. and shake them to listen for "ribbit"
  6. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Can you imagine if you were married?

    "Honey did you hear a ribbit there?"
    "No IJAG that's just fizz."
    "Are you sure? I think I might have heard Kermit's death rattle."
    "I'm sleeping in the car, you crazy bitch."
  7. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    If I ever gain any musical talent, and/or start a band, I'm SO calling it "Kermit's Death Rattle."
  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Kermit's Death Rattle 2012 American tour, presented by Pepsi

    (too soon?)
  9. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    I lovehate you.
  10. BYH

    BYH Active Member

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  11. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    That truly is the greatest thing you've ever posted. Ever.

    Holy hell.
  12. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Let's see, on the journalism topics thread, there's a story of an accused criminal eating feces out of his colostomy bag in the courtroom.

    In this thread, there's a dead frog in a Pepsi can.

    I wonder what disgusting topic is on the Anything Goes thread ....
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