IJAG weeps, aka Reese Witherspoon must die

IJAG attempts to reason with the bride.

 

All these responses and nobody has pointed out Reese is just a beard?

(Yep, I'm now dead to IJAG.)

 

Run Inky, run very fast.

 

IJAG explains to Inky the flaw in his logic.

 

She's going to run out of potential suitors who will have restraining orders against her

 

IJAG, honey, clearly the only reason he's with her is because he just hasn't met you yet.

 

Someone get that girl "Brokeback" on a loop. Can we pull together on this one?

 

Between Maggie and Peter Sarsgaard (sp?) and Jake and the lovely Miss Reese, there could be some great acting offspring on the way...

 

HC, the voice of reason yet again!

 

Wow, didn't know about this.

The first thing I ever saw about Maggie was in a DVD trailer, and she was trying to get some guy who was gay. She was trying to seduce him, but he couldn't get it up, so she turns on her stomach and says "Is this better?"

Yep, that's my Maggie "Intro" story. Everything else is denouement from there.

 

Except Maggie named her kid Ramona.

Guh.

 

IJAG, just think of it this way: Reese probably isn't ready for a full-time committed relationship right now and might just want to be friends. In the meantime, Jake will learn some beneficial lessons and he'll be even more prepared to treat you right when you two finally do hook up.