IJAG, press secretary for ...

OK, so I've now officially downed a bottle of champagne in less than an hour and I'm about to start mixing drinks.

Brings me to a thought I had. Was listening to my "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me" podcast from a couple weeks ago, and heard White House Press Secretary Dana Perino admit, nay, brag that she had no idea what the Cuban Missile Crisis was.

Therefore, I figured...I'm Republican, I have no knowledge of anything political in my lifetime or any other, and I'm full of shit.

I'm here to spin any questions you might have for anyone out there. I may not know what you're asking...but if I'm any good at my job, you'll never know I don't know.




Bring it.

 

What happens at the end of The Wizard of Oz?

 

IJAG, why hasn't soccer caught on in America as well as it has in other countries?

 

Is the legend about BYH true? Or is he, as charged on Hannity & Colmes, exaggerating how long he lasts?

 

I feel that that situation is up to each individual viewer, and this administration is not about limiting experiences.

 

Nice.

 

Sports, like most anything else, are up to individual tastes. While some enjoy it, it is not this administration's place to demand others to watch. I can not be more clear about this.

 

Fantastic.

 

I don't know who this "BYH" is you are speaking of, and we will not waste everyone's time with your gossip. Next?

 

(much like a real member of the Bush White House, I have to go make some drinks. Be back in a few)

 

What if we told you we have photos of your boss and Mr. Byh?

 

Madame Secretary, why does your boss look like a monkey taking a shit when he speaks to the press?