ijag candy

I still can't believe that's one of the dudes from "Two Guys, A Girl and a Pizza Place."

 

Eh, I think he's a bit bulky myself. Even so, gorgeous body.

 

I don't understand how someone could say Ms. Johansson is unattractive. That's crazy talk.

 

She's clearly a hag!

 

I can't believe someone wouldn't get sarcasm.

 

Damnit. You have weird tastes so I thought you might be serious.

 

She's got normal taste in women though. Alyssa, Jen, Scarlett.

And just for the men:

 

"Dre...is it dre? Oh, dreu? Well, whatever. Look, I'm just really glad that YOU find me attractive. I don't care about those girls. I'm starting to get a little bored with Ryan's rippling abs and cut body, and I'm looking for something a little more ... bony. You up for it?"

 

Reasons IJAG and SC are two of my favorite posters include...

 

...we have boobs and will talk to you?

 

Haha, nicely played, IJAG.

 

The only woman on the planet for which I might sacrifice a body part (maybe a pinkie finger?) to make love to. My lord.