IHOP, here I come

There's nothing like a good NY/NJ diner. Nothing beats breakfast for dinner. Pancakes, eggs, waffles, French toast, bacon, sausage...

 

I wish that in Canada we had some of the great restaurant chains you have down there. For example, I'd kill to eat at a Bob Evans restaurant.

 

Bob Evans is fair to middling. A poor relation to Cracker Barrel.

 

Most of the chains aren't great Double J.
Some are above average to good.
Others are downright awful.

 

Bob Evans is a must-stop when on the road.

 

I was definitely going to mention Cracker Barrel but someone told me the chain was kaput. You're saying it's alive and well? Please?

Is Shoney's still around? Always liked that chain too.

 

Cracker Barrel is alive and well. I thionk Shoney's could be dead, however.

 

I fucking hate pancakes.

 

Shoney's and Cracker Barrel (trounced's favorite restaurant) are alive and well. The Shoney's breakfast buffet kinda grows on you.

 

Bong and a blintz?

 

Shmoke and a pancake?

Crepe and a pipe?

 

Not only is Cracker Barrel alive and well, but if you swing by my apartment I'll give you my 20 percent employee discount card.

Dooley: The Shoneys buffet grows on you because the workers don't wash their hands after using the restroom.