If you stole $6.9 million, what would YOU buy?

A Swiss banker and a one-way ticket to a country having no extradition treaty with the United States.

 

Tic Tacs. How much would that leave me?

 

6.9 million gallons of windshield washer fluid. $.99 at Wal-Mart ...

 

Carmen Electra

 

.... Riddick is angling for a spot in a Taco Bell commercial, which might be kind of hard to pull off if he's on the lam for pilfering 6.9 ms

 

Enough bargaining and I'm sure you could make the $6.9 million be worth two chicks at once 69 times.

 

you mean besides two chicks at the same time? (Damn, bubbler)

 

I'd buy my newspaper then fire everyone that bugs me and hire cooler people.

Oh yeah, and two chicks at the same time. That sounds just fine.

 

I'd go to McDonald's and buy 6 million hamburgers and then watch them change the sign. [/really old 'Benson' joke I've never forgotten]

 

The towns police chief would be the first thing I would buy. After that I would buy a small portion of a minor league team. Then I would pay JDV to be my personal trainer and build a huge house with a complete work out room and gym. I would also buy a editor so when I wanted to write something on SJ I wouldn't have any spelling, punctuation or grammar mistakes.

 

A completely restored 1959 Cadillac Eldorado Barittz convertible and a bumper sticker that says "My other car is a piece of shit too."

 

First thing, I got a handful of addresses in the D.C area.

Each one is going to get a visit ... from a zoo truck, depositing tons and tons and tons of elephant dung on their yards.

A fine way to start.