If you love Saturday Night Live and espn.com ...

... go to the espn main page now. I'd post an image but my phone sucks

 

The Penis Mightier? I'll take two, Alex!

 

The way he's holding the bat? Someone's giggling at ESPN. Until their boss reads this thread.

 

Awwwwwessssssome.

 

I'm actually pretty sure I know who is responsible for that one.

 

I'm off today, goddammit.

 

I can't wait to see anal bum cover for the World Series commemorative.

 

Alex Trebek: Yeah, it was a trick question, Mr. Connery. Why don't you pick a category?

Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.

Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.

Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?

Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.

Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.

Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!

Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?

Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.

Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!

 

Hey, guess what sports website went to the Celebrity Jeopardy well again?

I still can't post the image, but it's the main page.

also inb4 LOL!

 

I forget the rest, but your mother's a whore!

 

Jap Anus Relations.

Not a story on Kosuke Fukudome.